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9... >D

Never eating at Willies ever a-fucking-gain. Especially after drinking. Too much beer and chili make Timmy go crazy...and then get sick. But on the bright side I got Kenny and Nathan dancing with two married women. It was good.

So I'm sitting at home wondering what to do in boring old sacramento. I go through the list and not much comes up. Movies, hooka, etc. All I know is that I'll be hanging out with my best friends kenny and pino. We'll me and kenny recieved last night a very very important piece of information: It's pimps and ho's night at our local bar.
And girls gone wild will be there.
Well the last time I was at a girl gone wild event, freshman year, it was the wildest, awesomest, most out of control night of my life. Well this one was quite up to par but by god I there was more nudity and sex (some of which I partook in) than I have ever seen in sacramento. All in all, it was definitely a story to tell and a great night to share with some of my best friends, neigh, brothers, in the world. So right now I am sooooooooo drunk off of an irish car bomb, 2 gladiators (which is another type of bomb and is AMAZING), a guiness, a heinekein, two shots of jack daniels, two shots of SoCo, an AMF and a whiskey sour and by god I am LOVING life right now (bout time right?). And, just so all the LA kids know, I still can't wait to get to LA cuz those bros of mine are coming with me and it's gonna be quite the party. Anyhoo, stay wild and by god am I drunk right now...

So the facebook chat has finally been finished and "perfected" and I gotta say, it's pretty wild. Too wild. So wild I may have to stop it. With violence... Anyhoo saw the Forbidden Kingdom the other day and I must admit it is one of the most entertaining and most interesting movie I've seen in quite some time. There's a few problems with it but something tells me this movie doesn't care. Cuz I sure as hell don't. Fight scene between Jackie Chan and Jet Li? Worth every penny. 'Nuff said.

Wizard 21 wrote:

Comment me and I will...
1. Tell you why I friended you.
2. Associate you with something - a song, a color, a photo, a word etc.
3. Tell you something I like about you.
4. Tell you a memory I have of you.
5. Ask something I've always wanted to know about you.
6. Tell you my favorite user pic of yours. (This is being ignored due to the fact I thyink it's dumb)
7. In return, you must post this in your LJ.


1. Cause I've known you forever and you're the Asian Sensation. Dur.
2. Uh...far too many things for my sanity to comprehend. For the moment I'm going to have to go with "partying" for very simple self explanatory reasons.
3. The sort of fearless jack of all trades confident "fuck it let's do this attitude" has gotten you, me, and everyone we know into far more adventures/trouble than we care to admit, and I greatly admire you for it.
4. Hooka bar? Drunkeness? Any number of times I've shot film with you? But really, it's probably that one moment that will live in infamy forever...
"Joe...is that your jacket?"
"YES THAT'S MY FUCKING JACKET!"
5. Gonna be a lawyer now? And WHEN ARE YOU COMING BACK?!

Oh wow...so I'm at school right and I'm eating a sangwhich and suddenly guess who comes up to talk to me: not that crazy cat lady that's plagued my life for the past 6 months but the crazy cat lady's DAUGHTER!!! She has a flipping DAUGHTER?!?!? MIND BOGGLING!!! I'm so i shock when she comes up to say hi all i can say is "duuuuuuhhh bleh blu blah ha?" Turns out she's a really nice person and that the crazy cat lady was at one point in time a SANE cat lady. she even showed me a picture:


Insane huh? Well the daughter is really cool (likes dogs...who woulda thunk it?). Had coffee with her, possibly might see a movie. Anyhoo, I'm glad to know that that witch cat sorceress (who can apparently fly or float) is in a coma until her powers regenerate. So until then I won't have to worry about her yellow eyes watching me while I sleep or while I work out or while I take a shower at night. And why is she only around at night now? Old wench needs to find a hobby before I book a one way trip to Salem...

So here's my whiny post. I figured I'd write out my feelings rather than burden people by calling them and be all I NEED TO TALK!!! *WHINE* So here we go. Okay, to start off I'm actually sober and posting and letting my feelings out or whatever (which is a nice change of pace). School is pretty cool. Met a gal named Megan who i describe as a Jennifer Love Hewitt look alike with dark red hair. SOOOOOOO HOT. And guess what? This school is actually really easy to work with and isn't looking for every possible way to screw me. (I WILL HAVE JUSTICE!!!) Work is pretty cool too. TONS of reading and paper work but it's all totally interesting stuff. Get to learn about some of the scum out there in the world who run their businesses using some of the most unethical practices I've ever seen and thus screw some decent people. Then I get to watch, and at times help, my boss dig up every sin they ever committed and screw them right back. Sometimes the bureaucracy gets to ya (and even the judges sometimes hate the rulings they give) but it's still great helping people get even. So that's pretty cool. Gonna get a new car at the end of May so hopefully I'll get to drive down to LA this summer and have a good time with the group and maybe show them what it means to be a group again. Which comes to the whiny depressing part of this post. Now that most of the guys and gals are about to graduate it kinda dawned on me last night that I won't get to walk with everyone. I don't get to hold my diploma up high with everyone there and share in that special moment. I don't get to be there with the people that I consider my family and some of the best friends I ever had when we finally look around and realize we made it. I think in the last ten years of my life I may have cried 4 times. Maybe five. When I found out that my dad had cancer, when he passed away among his family (I still remember the last fatherly thing he said to me), once again when I gave his eulogy, once again when I was alone because I couldn't bear to do it in front of the people I care about (it's my job to be the strong one now), I think one other time with a good friend (he was crying too so I didn't feel so bad about it lol) and last night when it all kinda dawned on me. I miss everyone terribly. There's a few of ya'll that I miss so much it hurts when I think about it. I look forward to visiting everyone as soon as I can but with work and school and life in general it's getting tougher and tougher to plan for such things. But I'm still looking forward to coming back in the fall and hopefully living with Kurt and the crew IF we're able to find a good house and if there's room, etc. Oh and I'm totally looking forward to rubbing my diploma in those bastards faces when I come back. Dicks. But most of all I'm looking forward to seeing everyone again and raising hell. But in the mean time I gotta trudge on and hope for the best. Jesus Mary and Joseph I miss having a social life though. But when your busy right? Anyhoo Joe when you read this I wanted to know I totally hear ya and I miss ya bro! And I want anybody who reads this to know I MISS THE CRAP OUT OF YOU KIDS!!! And no matter what happens and where you all go in life remember where you come from and at the end of the day to remember who we are and that no matter what happens we are a family. Family's don't lose touch, don't forget about each other and most importantly find each other once again no matter what happens! While some people might forget from time to time, or haven't thought about it that way, WE ARE A FAMILY. We've been a family for four years (some of us shorter some of us maybe even longer) and we'll always be. We've laugh together, cried together, drank together and suffered the same hardships and supported each other. And we'll continue to do so. So no matter what, REMEMBER!!! NEVER FORGET AND NEVER FADE AWAY!!! Papa will be back soon so till then you kids be good on the weekdays and be irresponsible on the weekends (how else will you have fun?) and I'll see ya soon!!!

P.s. Joe and Jenny if you read this and feel compelled to show this post to people then by god do so (in fact I request you to show this or send this to anyone who you think it appropriate to send to).

Timmy tired. 1246 pages of evidence to catalog and paraphrase plus school plus a second job. Timmy needs a drunken adventure DESPERATELY. At least the case is super interesting...:P

"Hey Tim it's the first day of your spring break! How was it?"
"Hmm...let's see...how can I put this appropriately? Oh! I know! How about: FUUUUUUUUCKKKK!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK!!!! FUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK!!!!!! GOD DAMN SON OF BITCH SHIT MOTHER FUCKING FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKKKKKK!!!! Does that answer you god damn question?" Once again god has seen it fit to go "Hey tim here's an opportunity for some happiness. Hey I got a smashing idea! Let's just take ti the fuck away! Why the FUCK not?" Thank you life for throwing me even more fucking lemons and leaving me with out anything to make the lemonade with! And you know what? I don't even fucking like lemonade! FUCK lemonade! Why am I ALWAYS getting FUCKED when it comes to pursuing something meaningful? When it comes to something totally empty it's "hey baby" or "Hey show me why ur the asian sensation" or so other bullshit. But when I go for something that counts and I put a little bit of myself on the line suddenly I'm left in the dust and I find out they're back with they're mother FUCKING ex. GOD FUCKING DAMN SON OF A BITCH!!! I don't even care about chivalry anymore or being a nice guy anymore! Every fucking time I am i get screwed with or just plain screwed! I don't even want sex anymore either. Not when it's empty. GOD DAMN I need four things right now: one's a beer and the other's someone's arm to break, someone's shoulder to dislocate and then someone's FUCKING face to punch. Oh and I forgot about their other arm, their other shoulder and their legs and kneecaps. So Right now I need 10 things. GOD DAMN IT!!!

Okay so i'm drunk. reallly fuxking drink. For the first time in like a yhear or so. Now in my drunk stupor I got to thinking hey what's life been like gfor me at this point. And i'm contemplating how everyone has changed and how everything si all diffetent nbow. I'm suddenly going from film to fucking law everyones going everywhere and it seems like everyone who used to been so tight knit and so close is just falling apart and doing their own thing. Kevin, Sarah, Carolyn, Ben and all them are like separating themselves and doing their ownm thing. Kurt, Dan, Calvin, Jason and Alex are all going starting to split a litte or at least start to become distant. Jenny is dating Jim again anf although I love her to death, tends to leave us in the dust and abandons us when it comes to jim. Joe's off at his new job and I'm stuck her in boringville sacramento. So my drunken question is what happened? Where was the perfect group that seemed to be together forever kinda thing? Did we all change that much? Did we become such different people that we became so distant once a small portion of us decideed to move away? Is the friendship we all have that shallow? I wish i was still back in la. I wish I could do or say something that could make things the way it used to be (fondest memory: bonfire at the beach). But I can't and all I could do is remember when times were good and when my father was still alive and everything seemed spo bright and promising. God I need more beer...

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*pant pant pant*

God do I feel better now...

*Sigh*

I'M BEING SENT TO TRIAL!!! ZOMG I'VE BEEN AT THIS JOB FOR ONE WHOLE DAY AND I'M ALREADY BEING SENT TO TRIAL!!! Jesus I'm nervous and scared out of my mind, but my god I'm loving life right now! Deep breaths, just remember deep breaths. Oh and take THAT Patriots!!! Never underestimate the underdog. You just might get bit.

Wickedest day ever. Got up, did some yard/house work, got paid and then talked with my family lawyer who then offered me a job at his law offices as an assistant/paralegal. So here I am with an awesome opportunity to learn my second choice of occupations and to really get some great hands on experience on how to be a lawyer. FUCKING AWESOME. This is has been then best day, possibly the best week I've had since July. Now when I return to my place of power it can be with a giant foam middle finger pointed at all the non-believers and doubters with a big fat resume and brain full of knowledge you couldn't put a price on. I'M BACK IN BLACK BABY AND EVEN MORE SENSATIONAL THAN BEFORE!!!

So here I am back in Sacramento and an all together enjoying the peace, the quiet and the relaxation here. Started school and such and...wait a second is this actually a REAL journal post?! Well nuts to it. Like I was saying (writing whatever) I am actually enjoying it. Though it is a bit boring. Actually it's REALLY boring. But I got enough going that I doubt I'll have time to really think about it. But on the bright side the cat lady left to god knows where. But hey as long as she isn't like staring at...OH MY GOD SHE'S BACK!!! OHGODOHGODOHGODOHGOD!!! I CAN'T GET OUT!!! Drums...drums in the deep...I CANNOT GET OUT! She's coming...

Well the new year is here and I'm once again trying to figure out what my new year's resolution should be. There are plenty to choose from: I could go to church or something, maybe loose weight, stop opening the door when that sorceress cat lady comes by or something. I suppose I could take a friend's advice and just forgo the whole resolution thing. I mean what's the point? Most people don't even follow through. I mean my friend Galvin Cibbon said he would stop being queer and god knows that never going to come true! (Wuve you calvi...err..galvin!) But one could also argue that a good resolution would be to follow through on your new year's resolution whatever that resolution would be. But if I were to follow the trend to not fulfilling my new year's resolution then technically my first resolution makes it so that I can't fulfill my other resolution even thought the first resolution is supposed to trump the idea of not fulfilling the new year's resolution. However, if I don't fulfill my first new year's resolution then the other resolution becomes false thus creating a cyclical paradox of nothingness that has me sitting on my ass pondering the meaning of a new year's resolution while most people decide to go to Europe or something while they drink their morning coffee only to go to work and forget about their resolution by noon (did your brain explode yet?). Therefore, in order to escape this curse of laziness I have decided to make my new year's resolution (in this specific order) to 1) not fulfill my new year's resolution, 2. (insert new year's resolution here). That way i can fulfill the stereotype of not fulfilling my new year's resolution while fulfilling my new year's resolution at the same time. Now we're just gonna have to figure out what my new year's resolution is actually going to be. ...maybe I'll smile more or something. I don't know. Definitely gotta stay away from that cat lady though. God she's so frickin weird. Witch followed me to Sacramento. Oh and by a soft umbrella for those puppies...ya know...just in case...

So there I was one semi-quiet Sunday evening, minding my own business when suddenly this crazy cat lady that wears smelly clothing and owns like thirty cats in a decrepit house comes to my door and says "join live journal or today...you..." She then pointed at me while staring at my face for like five minutes. Seriously I don't think she blinked once...ever. God that cat lady is crazy. I didn't think much of it until later when I'm like "wait, what did she mean by 'today you?' What does that even mean? Does that mean like she's gonna see me again? Or is she watching me? God she's creepy. What if she meant something bad will happen to me. But then again, maybe something good will happen. Maybe I won't join and then like money or puppies or something will come falling out of the sky. On second thought I hope not with the puppies. That's just disturbing. Puppies raining down from the high heavens. Weird. Oh god what would happen when they hit the ground?! Oh god that horrifying. Is that what the crazy cat lady meant?! Are thousands of puppies going to rain down to their deaths if I don't join live journal?! NO says I! I must stop this abomination upon the lord from happening!" And thus here I am, typing my first post on live journal. Take THAT crazy cat lady. Let's see you weave your crazy voodoo puppy raining magic now! Anyhoo! The Asian sensation is here to set a fire and spread a fever! Catch ya later!